You know what it's been so busy around here lately. Like it was almost Christmas and then wouldn't you know it? I ask around and it's Christmas in July, already.
Where does the time fly, eh?

Funny, how I left on Christmas and chose to come back now

So that means a party! ^{With a bunch of short people. Please someone help me. I'm not even sure why I'm here.}

Elphaba, would you like to learn how to ride a flying reindeer, hmmmm?

[Failed Locked to Elphie]
Also, don't get any ideas about Meg and I... Trust me I pick up on these things and I'm not interested in her beyond her being my 'sister', sides she's married. [Grunt]
Even if I do go after married women but that's another thing now
She's not my type.
And she's not green either ~

^{(I dunno about having a RL log of a small Christmas in July party when I get back IDK, we'll see and pre dated after the RL break log cause mun is horrible with dates lately, strikes hackable)}

[Jack was sitting, scrunched down beside his bed, on the opposite side away from the doorway. His chin touching his knee caps, brown hair ruffled, eyes blood shot and tired from crying. Arms gasping his Pen Pen plushie. His white silk PJ shirt half button open. He hoped no one in the North Pole would bother him for awhile and as far as DDD went. The elf was probably going to be a bit anti social for the time being. As long as no one aside from Meg, how she was getting to the North Pole he had no clue, would intrude. Least non invited and if she needed to find him. All she need to do is ask Curtis or Scott.
Needless it hurt. It hurt a lot. And the more times the things zoomed in Jack's mind and the more Cori ticked him off, maybe... Maybe it was best to give up wanting to be this 'good' as well. Just like he had given up the want to be Santa anymore. Or least it would numb the feelings. That he wasn't meant to feel in the first place.]

Could you? Please?

^{(Forward dated after RL with Meg)}

You just have to go over. In fact I insist. We're having a party, which is rather odd since the only time the worker elves take off is Christmas Day.
But everything went over so well and what can I say?
They love me. They truly, truly love me! [High Laugh]

Oh, and you have to see the newest addition to the stables, oh, my. It's a little reindeer with a red nose. Oh, and Ms. C's baby, Buddy. He's so adorable....

^{Do you think we could have some children at one point?
If we do I want to name most of them Jack Jr. or maybe Marty.. I like that name too.}


Oh, and bring Snærr, with you, would ya? I miss him.

^{(Don't worry Elphaba mun as soon as Cori and I wrap up the nightmare plot soon, Jack wont be wanting children)}

That worked out oddly well. Expect for the fact that Mother Nature and Father Time are probably going to watch me like a hawk after all of that. Since Mother's been doing my job ever since I disappeared out of the blue like that. Boy, she was happy when my magic had been widdled down to nothing but tricks. But at least it's something and not nothing here... But can't say my title quite fits me anymore, eh? No, can't say it does now.

And I finally, gave Scott his snowglobe back. That was kinda awkward... Since that was how this whole thing... started... Yeah...

On another note, Ms.C, had her baby boy, while I was gone and we seem to have a new one in the stables here as well... ^{Funny, they mentioned that this reindeer was different. Wonder how a reindeer could be different.}

But at least all the short Canadians elves, don't seem to mine me anymore...
Or least at much now...


None the less it feels good to be back home.
Excuse me I do believe I have something in my eye.

^{(Yeah I think I'm off my small hiatus)}

You know there's so much irony that every time I feel bad about what I did last Christmas and want to go and apologize to Calvin... I can't.
And when I can I don't want too... But what I am to say after seven months now?

If anyone wants to talk to me... I think I'm just going to shut up for a little while.
I'll be somewhere trying to watch 'Clifford'. If I'm needed.

Someone remind me again why I did this...

[Locked to Aang]

I'm sorry buddy I... I didn't mean to tell her. Ugh. I hate not being able to lie
If you're still in the Western Air Temple get out. Now.

[/Locked]

[Locked to Gaara]

Sorry, for disappearing all of a sudden like that on you... But I have a good reason to have now you see..

[/Locked]

^{(Strikes Hackable and feel free to poke him if you want anything out of him)}

I'm there. If you wouldn't mind hurrying over I'd like to take a quick nap.

Before we move on.


^{(Yes, I fail at hiatus's but I'm not dopped out of my mind or anything like I thought I would be
edit: future dated)}

"All I ask is you love me
.... And like me as well.
I'm desperate for attention
And I'm needy as hell.

All I ask is you want me.
And make no mistake.
That my ego needs support
The way John Goodman needs cake.

I've worked in theatre and movies
My life's been a smash
But I still crave more laughter,
More applause, and more cash.

Last night my wife told me this
Just before she yelled "no"!
"If you need nightly stroking,
Do a one-man show!"

[High Pitch singing]
Oh no! Not another modulation!

[High Pitch Laugh]
[/High Pitch]

So I ask you to praise me
And make me feel swell.
Your laughter is like water
Down a bottomless well.

And I'd like a new Tony
To put on that shelf.
So don't be apprehensive
Cause Botox is expensive.
Yes, love me.
Even more than I love myyyy- [Hiss]

Damn this New York altitude... let's try
that top note one mo' time, shall we?

Even more than I love my...
...self!!

[Couple of High Pitch Laughs]

^{(He's just having a moment things are going well for a change has 'mother' and 'father' back and a girlfriend and no nightmares. And it is canon for Jack to sing so ~ :) And the song is so him too and Italics mean he's holding the note. Sides, I thought something cracky before I went was a good idea :D
Edit: Cookies for anyone who can guess where this song is from without looking it up)}

This is just a heads up, since I have a few RLs going, I'll be going on a small hiatus for a few days.
Yeah, yeah I know I just got back. >.>

But I'm having oral surgery early Friday morning and I don't know how I'll be afterwards. Wisdom teeth being pulled fun, fun. *Eye Roll*
So, suppose give me till dunno, Monday (the 21st)?

FYI since Jacks in a few RLs right now. I'll get back asap. :)

And the next few nights leading up to it I won't be up around late either.

Wish me luck

Edit: Characaters Affected;
Jack Frost
Scott Calvin
Ash Ketchum
James
Maxwell Smart
Izzy Izumi
Nega Duck
Digimon Kaizer

If I do come on, expect slow commenting during that time but do not expect Jack to be around. He takes too damn much energy to RP.