Lacking any other diversions, I've come to the sad point where I have to rely on the community for entertainment. Even Sister Serra's been quiet - I'd like to shake the hand of whoever managed to make that happen. The woman immediately repeats every thought that goes through her head, and that's assuming what she does has any relationship with thinking.

Well, that's an idea. Anyone else have any horrible coworkers? Or, seeing the number of younger people on here, classmates?

( Pt. 2 )

( Pt. 1 )

So this "Drama Drama Duck" place is some sort of online correspondence between different... worlds, you say?

Where would one house a server dedicated to this purpose? Let alone managing the connections...

At any rate, my name is X. It's a pleasure to meet you all.

For the next virus:

Husband: Aburame Shino. (My husband has a kink for insects, yay :/ )

Sons: Gaara. (Awwww :3 she will tell him fairytales) and Johnny Garland

Daughters: Elphaba, Iris (since Iris is Gaara’s sister, she will be Nancy’s daughter) and Trucy :D

Newphew: Kaito :3 (Ohohoho we are going to make Hakuba’s life a living hell. Poor fella ~ ♥ ) and Bass

*ahem*

I have an announcement for the community...which will likely amuse the majority of you.

I'm here to inform you all that our young companion Shinji Matou - or however you may refer to him - has taken a...vacation of sorts, thanks to a little handiwork from yours truly.  I don't know if he will necessarily be able to come onto the community in the next few weeks.  But the ladies of this community may rest assured, he will be unable to offend them during that time.

Also, it seems Ban and Rider have temporarily adopted a dog.  Namely, this one:



Quite charming, I must say.

I'm diggin this Hancock guy..


He doesn't give two shits about these ass-wipes.

I can respect that.

An announcement to anyone who might wish to bother me sometime in the next few days:

I am going on vacation. No, I will not accept your latest challenge to fight you. No, I will not tell you where I am so that you can attempt to follow through with a challenge against my will. In fact, I am not planning on fighting at all, unless the need should for some reason arise. This is purely an attempt at rest and relaxation.

That said, if the Avatar is captured, I will of course return home early.

Husband: Kaito: yayyyyyy!!! :D that mean that they can have sex now? O_o Aoko want kids Kaito, be aware! (fishy children? since is Kisame is Kaito’s father)
Mother: Ursa
Father: ????? D:
Father in Law: Kisame
Big Brother: Hakuba-kun ~ ♥
(younger?)Sister: The Lovely Karen

Did I forgot someone? :/

Explain, Blackhead. Now. Before I decide I like you better as a scrap heap.

Ah! Hello, everyone. I apologize for not posting here sooner, it seems our journey's gotten a lot bumpier since we last talked. I'm glad to see that most of you are well. Sanzo, you should post here more often, you seemed to be well-liked enough.

Oh! Yes, my name is Cho Hakkai, it's nice to meet you all if I haven't talked with you before.

HAY HAY. FAMILY VIRUS TIEM, KIDDIES.

K': Father
Minako: Mother
Nill: Daughter

And K's relations~ :3

Raiden: Older brother
Nero: Nephew
Kyrie: Niece
Sunny: Niece
Kula: Younger sister

DO WE HAVE EVERYONE? D: I wanna make sure we got everything straight, I don't know who's posting first on this, though.

Suns rise and suns set, but in the end is not what matters the people that you come home to? It is a ... shame that most do not have that luxury. Though, it could be because they do not deserve it, nor they ever will. There is all but one solace for such tortured souls, the never ending release of sleep, deep sleep.

Full diagnostic scans ran while synched with Scorponok uncovered evidence of minor damage to processor core casing, likely sustained during most recent fuel raid. Self-repair systems corrected it; extrapolations of the effects of the injury indicate--

...Hnh.


((He's back in movie-TF!world, and he's realized that he wasn't precisely in his right mind during this thread. Not that he's going to do anything at all to correct this, of course.))

I'll be gone until Monday, out of town in the mountains. Just to let the people I'm threading with know, I haven't abandoned you~

I EXPECT SPECIAL CAKE UPON MY RETURN.

Do any of you guys have a PSP? IF SO... what games do you have because I think DDD should have a multiplayer online partay.

Will?

Would you like to go to a party?

(( Edgey's birthday, yes I'm horribly late. >.< ))

Family unit virus check, just to make sure I have this right~ (YEAH, I'M COPYING YOU GAARA-MUN XD)

Aoko-- Friend Wifey (ha, the strikes are the other way around this time >=D)
Hakuba-- Overbearing Brother-in-law
Karen-- Sister-in-law that Kaito still kinda has a crush on >.>
Ursa-- Mother-in-law (since she's now Karen, Aoko, and apparently Hakuba's mum)
Kisame-- ZOMG MY DAD'S A FISH WHUT
Nancy-- Crazy auntie!
Bass-- BEST. BROTHER. EVER.

Hm, Kaito has a bunch of in-laws, but a rather small family on his side, so if anyone wants to be Kaito's brother/sister/aunt/uncle/mummy/etc, feel free! *glances suspiciously at Bass* I would have posted this on the family virus planning thread, but I was on hiatus when that was first put up and I dunno if anyone is checking it anymore XP

EDIT: Also, if anyone wants a cute little naive magician named Trucy as family you can just comment here too. :3